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Quotes by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman, born on March 16, 1906, in London, England, was a pioneering American stand-up comedian and violinist, celebrated for his one-liners and effortless wit. Emigrating to the United States at a young age, he honed his craft in the bustling world of vaudeville. Youngman became known as the "King of the One-Liners," famously delivering quips like, "Take my wife—please!" His unique blend of humor and charm left an indelible mark on comedy, influencing generations of performers. He passed away on February 24, 1998, but his legacy endures through laughter.
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
Henny Youngman
"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
Henny Youngman"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Henny Youngman"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."
Henny Youngman
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
Henny Youngman"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."
Henny Youngman