"Some people say funny things, but I say things funny."
Don Rickles"You know what's funny to me? Attitude."
Don Rickles"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"
Don Rickles"Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive."
Don Rickles"You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude."
Don Rickles"Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that."
Don Rickles"I did a few movies, but the word 'star'... I cannot compare to a star like Clint Eastwood. I used to call Clint 'Larry Dickman' when he would come to my show; then, he started using the name when he would go under cover in a 'Dirty Harry' movie. That's why he's a movie star... he's so creative."
Don Rickles