Eddie Izzard Quotes

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Eddie Izzard

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Eddie Izzard

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Eddie Izzard