"The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun."
P. G. Wodehouse"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum."
P. G. Wodehouse"Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them."
P. G. Wodehouse"It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought."
P. G. Wodehouse"To find a man's true character, play golf with him."
P. G. Wodehouse