Tiny Panda Quotes
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
Jackie Mason
Predictions are preposterous.
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I have a great identification with Judaism as a religion and as a culture, and all the values that created such a great history, and the Jewish contribution to the betterment of all humanity.
Jackie Mason Quotes
Jackie Mason Quotes
