"Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom."
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"There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'"
Alan King"And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them."
Alan King"We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke."
Alan King"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers."
Alan King"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
Alan King"I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want."
Alan King"Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
Alan King"Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it."
Alan King