Quotes by Les Dawson

Les Dawson was a beloved British comedian and actor, renowned for his distinctive blend of sharp wit and heartfelt humor. Born on February 2, 1931, in Manchester, England, he rose to fame in the 1960s and 70s, captivating audiences with his unique storytelling style and unforgettable characters, including his iconic portrayal of a bumbling piano player. Dawson's legacy endures through his groundbreaking work in television and stand-up comedy, influencing generations of performers and leaving a lasting impact on the British comedic landscape.

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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."

Les Dawson

"My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'"

Les Dawson

"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."

Les Dawson

"I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve."

Les Dawson

"In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet."

Les Dawson

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