Quotes by Mae Martin

"I'm attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people."

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"I'm a real romantic, big time."

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"I don't have much time for the 'sad clown' thing. It's only associated with comedians because of the disparity between feeling like that and what we do for a living. I bet there are loads of sad bankers and sad dentists. We just don't notice because they aren't bringing that much joy to the world."

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