Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

"That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring."

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"We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy."

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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

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