Bob Hope Quotes

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope