Quotes by John Waters

"Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair what you get. But you've got to deal with it."

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"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."

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"Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy."

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"I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. You should have been, or something's the matter with you."

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