John Waters Quotes

Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair what you get. But you've got to deal with it.

John Waters

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

John Waters

Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy.

John Waters

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. You should have been, or something's the matter with you.

John Waters