Ali Wong Quotes

I have a hoarding problem because my mom is from a third-world country. And she taught me that you can never throw away anything because you never know when a dictator is going to overtake the country and snatch all of your wealth.

Ali Wong

When you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died.

Ali Wong

I tried being a stay-at-home mom for eight weeks. I like the stay-at-home part. Not too crazy about the mom aspect.

Ali Wong

Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.

Ali Wong

I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good!

Ali Wong