"Bob Dole. He's like the neighbors' Labrador retriever your dad used to curse for all that barking, all that darn digging in your mom's tulip bed, and now look, you live next door to a godforsaken pack of teeth-baring rabid Pomeranians, and, good golly, Bob Dole!"
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Jeanne Marie Laskas is an accomplished American author and journalist, renowned for her insightful narrative nonfiction that explores the human experience. Born on July 24, 1961, Laskas has penned numerous books, including "Concussion," which delves into the hidden dangers of football and its impact on athletes. Her work has graced prestigious publications like The New York Times and Esquire, showcasing her ability to intertwine personal stories with broader societal issues. Laskas continues to inspire readers through her captivating storytelling and profound understanding of human resilience.
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"There's no telling how many guns we have in America - and when one gets used in a crime, no way for the cops to connect it to its owner. The only place the police can turn for help is a Kafkaesque agency in West Virginia, where, thanks to the gun lobby, computers are illegal and detective work is absurdly antiquated."
Jeanne Marie Laskas