Wilson Mizner Quotes

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

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It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

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Art is science made clear.

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

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