Quotes about Dating

"I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people."

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

"Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?"

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."

"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."

"You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick."

"Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion."

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."

"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."

"However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them."

"I've given up looking for a boyfriend. That's not to say I won't be interested if the right guy comes along. But I'm not in a hurry."

"Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that."

"I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it's all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl."

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

"A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted."

"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."

"In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that's what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true."

"You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility."

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."

"It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important."

"I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage."

"Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play."

"When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested."

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."

"My grandmother always used to wear this English perfume called Tuberose and then she died and then I dated this girl who wore the same thing. Every time I hung out with her, I could only think of my recently deceased grandmother. So sometimes a signature scent can be good and sometimes it can be bad."

"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship."

"Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to learn that it's what's inside that counts. Love to me now is understanding. It's giving."

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."

"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."