Pet Quotes

"Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life."

"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms."

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind."

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent."

"Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children."

"Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans."

"Dogs are my favorite people."

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

"I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other."

"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar."

"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

"There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans."

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

"Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal."

"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."

"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."