"The average adult probably has hundreds of thousands of lyrics memorized but they won't realize they have it memorized until the song starts playing, even decades later."
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Shower Thoughts Quotes
A cozy shower thoughts quote can reset a whole afternoon. This collection gathers 99 shower thoughts quotes — some short enough for an Instagram caption or a bio, others long enough to keep you company with a cup of tea. People look up shower thoughts quotes when they want words for a text, a journal, a Pinterest pin, or a quiet pause between tasks. Copy one for a friend, save it to your Tiny Panda library, or pin the shareable cards. Tiny Panda Quotes is a gentle library, not a shouty feed. Wander, keep what stays with you, and come back whenever you need a little more shower thoughts in the day.
Short Shower Thoughts quotes for captions, bios, and texts
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"Storage units are more of a monument to consumerism than shopping malls."
/u/Gaul65 (Reddit User)"Since molecules always vibrate, vibrators always vibrate, even when turned off"
/u/Fish_Boi6 (Reddit User)"Jedi's can probably sense when other Jedi's orgasm, and it's probably annoying."
/u/berrylakin (Reddit User)
"Superheroes only wear capes to show that they're flying in pictures, otherwise they're just a hazard. Edna was right."
/u/lemonwater101 (Reddit User)"Given the amount of droids rolling around, the Star Wars universe is almost 100% wheel chair accessible."
/u/andromoda (Reddit User)
"The egg came first. Then chicken. A genetic mutation caused a new member of a species egg that grew into the chicken."
/u/Virtual_Elephant_730 (Reddit User)"Humans will probably always hold the record for having sex the furthest from the ground."
/u/Electrofreak0 (Reddit User)
"Your mouth can get used to spicy food much better than your ass can"
/u/xiaolongbaochikkawow (Reddit User)"You're officially grown up when your parents stop checking on you and you start checking up on your parents."
/u/zaqwert6 (Reddit User)
"It's impossible to know everything because the human brain has a max capacity of 2.5 Petabytes, not infinite!"
/u/CorodanDenis2 (Reddit User)"The creator of ziplock bags has contributed more to the drug trade than we give them credit for"
/u/PartyShiba (Reddit User)"Someone who gets flown off by a superhero must have their ears pop terribly during the ascent."
/u/ThunderHam11 (Reddit User)
"Premature ejaculation is an example where an evolutionary advantage becomes an undesired trait"
/u/kkaya39 (Reddit User)"The number one sign of recovery from a cold is the ability to masturbate again."
/u/OrneryLibrarian (Reddit User)"Mario Kart has encouraged kids to litter banana peels for decades, and no one has ever said anything."
/u/wimpykidfan37 (Reddit User)
"In a world where superheroes exist, you’ll be stupid not to take a construction related profession."
/u/Dmdnje (Reddit User)"The Titanic sinking was an act of divine intervention according to the Crayfish in the kitchen"
/u/mrjaxson1111 (Reddit User)
"People don't like Fridays because of Fridays. They like Fridays because of Saturdays."
/u/Mimicrystal12 (Reddit User)
"Let someone put your ashes after dying in an hourglass and you’ll finally have the body of your dreams"
/u/madamtiddies (Reddit User)"When looking for the purpose of existence, consider petting your dog. -/u/David"
Diron (Reddit User)
"When you wear comfortable clothes you don't feel them but you always feel uncomfortable clothing."
/u/CuddlyNancy (Reddit User)"One of the hardest things in life is putting the exact amount of syrup needed onto a stack of pancakes"
/u/kevcarp96 (Reddit User)"A morning coffee habit is as much about waking your colon as it's about waking your brain."
/u/wfezzari (Reddit User)
"Saying relationships are the key to happiness is about as useful and as vague as saying buying things is the key to happiness."
/u/soul367 (Reddit User)"There's a big difference between being sorry you did something, and being sorry that you got caught."
/u/sofascientist (Reddit User)"Friends were once strangers you decided you liked more than other strangers so you kept them around."
/u/Wizlect (Reddit User)
"The more tattoos you get, the less tasty and appealing you become to cannibals"
/u/YourPureSexcellence (Reddit User)"One day one of you will be known as the last villager who can still read and write the dead language of cursive -/u/Doc-in-a"
box (Reddit User)"Excessive use of social media, video games, pornography, drugs, drinking, and even procrastination, are unconscious attempts to mitigate the stress response of unresolved problems one feels incapable of solving easily."
/u/Mr_Otingocni (Reddit User)
"There are marine animals that never see the surface or the sea floor. To them, there is only infinite ocean."
/u/nanana_catdad (Reddit User)"Dr Strange’s magic flying cape is dragging him through the air by his neck."
/u/Red5Leader (Reddit User)"Scented garbage bags just make your kitchen smell like flowers and garbage."
/u/TeachMeTheWayz (Reddit User)
"We can go back to having Soviets as the bad guys instead of generic middle easterners in action movies again."
/u/superdownvotemaster (Reddit User)
"Piglatin is an effective way to hide a conversation from a deaf person who can only read lips."
/u/ruzeohelina (Reddit User)"There is not a single thing in the world that everyone can agree on. Someone will disagree, just out of principle."
/u/pump_kin1 (Reddit User)
"Starbucks is considered a more prestigious place to work than McDonald’s, but McDonald’s pays more."
/u/etrbri (Reddit User)"Anything flying is a UFO if you're not wearing your glasses or contacts"
/u/SubieYoshi (Reddit User)
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