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"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."

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"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

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"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."

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"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."

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"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

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"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."

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"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."

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"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."

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"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."

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