"I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times."
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"Predictions are preposterous."
Jackie Mason"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
Jackie Mason"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
Jackie Mason"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something."
Jackie Mason"I have a great identification with Judaism as a religion and as a culture, and all the values that created such a great history, and the Jewish contribution to the betterment of all humanity."
Jackie Mason