"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
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"I rant, therefore I am."
Dennis Miller"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"
Dennis Miller"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Dennis Miller"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
Dennis Miller"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Dennis Miller