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Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is a multifaceted American comedian, actor, and political commentator known for his sharp wit and distinctive observational humor. Rising to fame as a cast member on "Saturday Night Live" in the 1970s, Miller's career has spanned decades, encompassing stand-up performances, television hosting, and film roles. With a unique blend of humor and intellect, he has carved a niche as a prominent voice in political satire, leaving an indelible mark on American comedy.
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"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"
Dennis Miller"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Dennis Miller
"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
Dennis Miller"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Dennis Miller