"It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now."
Milton Berle"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Milton Berle"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Milton Berle"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Milton Berle"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Milton Berle"There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer."
Milton Berle"Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places."
Milton Berle"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Milton Berle"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Milton Berle