Milton Berle Quotes

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle