"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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Roseanne Barr, born on November 3, 1952, in Salt Lake City, Utah, is a groundbreaking comedian, actress, and writer whose career has spanned decades. Best known for her role in the eponymous hit sitcom "Roseanne," which aired from 1988 to 1997 and was revived in 2018, Barr's candid humor often addressed the complexities of working-class life and feminism. A polarizing figure, her outspoken views have sparked significant debate, solidifying her legacy as a trailblazer in the entertainment industry while also challenging societal norms.
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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
Roseanne Barr"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Roseanne Barr"And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny."
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"Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?"
Roseanne Barr"I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself."
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