"I would trade 20 white babies for an Asian baby. If I'm ever rich, I want a closet full of Asian babies. And I'll just pull them out whenever I'm feeling down, you know? All kinds. Korean ones. Chinese ones. Vietnamese - not so much. My dad was in the war, and I hold a grudge."
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Tom Segura, born on April 16, 1979, in Cincinnati, Ohio, is a celebrated stand-up comedian, podcast host, and writer known for his sharp observational humor. He gained widespread recognition through his Netflix specials, including "Disgraceful" and "Ball Hog," which showcase his unique blend of personal anecdotes and social commentary. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom’s House," alongside his wife Christina Paine, Segura has built a loyal fanbase, cementing his legacy as a prominent figure in modern comedy.
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