Dave Barry Quotes
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
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