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Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry, born on July 3, 1947, in Armonk, New York, is a celebrated American humorist and author renowned for his satirical commentary on everyday life. A Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist, Barry's wit and observational humor have captivated readers since the 1980s, primarily through his work in the Miami Herald. His books, including "Dave Barry Turns 50" and "Big Trouble," blend personal anecdotes with sharp social critique, solidifying his legacy as a voice of levity in contemporary literature and an insightful observer of human nature.
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"The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
Dave Barry
"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
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"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."
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"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."
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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
Dave Barry"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
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"Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions."
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"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
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"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
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"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."
Dave Barry"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
Dave Barry"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
Dave Barry"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
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