Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld, born on April 29, 1954, in Brooklyn, New York, is a renowned comedian, actor, and writer best known for his iconic television series, "Seinfeld," which he co-created and starred in from 1989 to 1998. This groundbreaking sitcom, often hailed as one of the greatest of all time, revolutionized the genre with its unique blend of observational humor and everyday life scenarios. Seinfeld's legacy endures as he continues to influence comedians worldwide, showcasing the art of humor in everyday moments.

8 quotes found

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."

Jerry Seinfeld

"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"

Jerry Seinfeld

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."

Jerry Seinfeld

"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."

Jerry Seinfeld

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