"Oh, yeah, I did the online dating thing. I did Nerve, I did Match. On Nerve there was this one guy who, when I asked him what he did for a living, said he 'used to be in a band.' I was like, 'That is not an occupation.'"
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Julie Klausner is a multifaceted talent known for her sharp wit and keen observational humor. Born on July 3, 1978, in Valley Stream, New York, she is an accomplished writer, actress, and podcast host, best recognized for her critically acclaimed series "Difficult People." Klausner's voice resonates in the realm of comedy, where she explores the complexities of relationships and modern life. With her fearless approach to storytelling, she has carved a niche in entertainment, inspiring a new generation of comedians and creators.
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"I didn't write my book, 'I Don't Care About Your Band,' in order to give women a brand-new set of dating rules they need to feel terrible about not abiding. I wrote my book to make the women who read it feel good about themselves, and a little more entitled to be treated well by the guys they go out with."
Julie Klausner
"Babies, babies, babies! They're everywhere, aren't they? In our eyes, in our thoughts, in our arms, in our dreams. Sometimes, in our dreams, they are riding alpacas or juggling tacos - but that doesn't mean those dreams are necessarily about babies. Look, I'm not Freud."
Julie Klausner