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Lewis Black, born on August 30, 1948, in Silver Spring, Maryland, is a celebrated comedian, actor, and author known for his fierce and unapologetic humor. With a career spanning over four decades, Black's distinctive style blends sharp political commentary with a relatable, often exasperated perspective on the absurdities of everyday life. He gained widespread recognition as a regular contributor on "The Daily Show" and through stand-up specials that resonate with audiences seeking both laughter and insight. Black's legacy lies in his ability to tackle serious issues with wit, making him a distinctive voice in contemporary comedy.

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"One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger."

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"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."

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"All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."

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"Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'"

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"Parenting isn't just parenting your own child."

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"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas."

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"When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'"

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"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"

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