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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, essayist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer, born on November 30, 1835, and often referred to as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced" and "the father of American literature" by William Faulkner. His celebrated works include "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer," its sequel "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," often called the "Great American Novel," "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," "Pudd'nhead Wilson," and "The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today," co-written with Charles Dudley Warner. Raised in Hannibal, Missouri, which inspired the settings for Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Twain started his career with an apprenticeship in printing and typesetting, contributing to his brother's newspaper. He then became a Mississippi Riverboat pilot, providing material for "Life on the Mississippi." After a humorous stint in mining in Nevada, he turned to journalism, working for the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise, crafting a literary style marked by humor, social commentary, and sharp observation of American life and culture.
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"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
Mark Twain"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
Mark Twain"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
Mark Twain"When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people."
Mark Twain"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation."
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"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
Mark Twain"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
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"I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any."
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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it."
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"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
Mark Twain"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
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"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
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"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
Mark Twain"There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy."
Mark Twain"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
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"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
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"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
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"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
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"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
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"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."
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