"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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Robert Orben, an acclaimed American magician, comedy writer, and author, has left an indelible mark on the landscape of humor and entertainment. Born on March 4, 1927, in New York City, Orben began his career in magic before transitioning into comedy writing, crafting memorable lines for notable figures including Presidents Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter. His wit shines brightly in his books, such as "The Biggest Joke Book Ever," influencing generations of comedians. Orben's legacy lies in his unique ability to blend humor with insight, captivating audiences worldwide.
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Robert Orben
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Robert Orben"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
Robert Orben"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Robert Orben"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Robert Orben"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."
Robert Orben"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff."
Robert Orben