Quotes by Ron White

Ron White, born on December 18, 1956, in Forth Worth, Texas, is a renowned stand-up comedian and actor, best known for his sharp wit and laid-back storytelling style. Gaining fame as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour alongside Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy, White captivates audiences with tales from his life, often infused with humor and poignancy. His legacy extends beyond comedy; he’s also an author and businessman, leaving an indelible mark on American entertainment.

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"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

Ron White

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

Ron White

"The next time you have a thought... let it go."

Ron White

"Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels."

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"The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper."

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"I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'"

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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."

Ron White

"My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy."

Ron White

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